c'mere, ya wee fatty!








Go on, I'll wait.   Watcha got there, buddy?
Reblogged from himynameistade

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time

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Reblog and see if you get a color.

  • PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
  • FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
  • GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.
  • RED: I'm in love with you.
  • PINK: I have a crush on you.
  • TURQUOISE: You're hot.
  • CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.
  • TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.
  • BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.
  • ORANGE: I dislike your page.
  • YELLOW: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME.
  • WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.
  • GREEN: I find you cute.
  • BLACK: I would date you.
  • BROWN: I dislike you.
Reblogged from lovingmyfangirllife
hunted-and-hunting:

lovingmyfangirllife:

Hey guys so i’ve seen other people try this and thought i would try it. I was suppose to switch schools this year but my mom changed her mind and now i cant, and now the only way her and Joe will let me switch for sophomore year is if this gets 30,000 notes. I got bullied so much last year that i went back in the closet and i’ve talked to the principal of the school my mom is making me go to and he cant to anything about bullying because of “religious freedom”. I went on a tour of the school I want to go to and met who my classmates would be and i feel completely safe there, while at the school my mom wants me to go to I dont feel safe and my anxiety is worse. So maybe we can get enough notes on this for me to transfer? 

REBLOG THE SHIT OUT OF THIS COME ON GUYS!!

hunted-and-hunting:

lovingmyfangirllife:

Hey guys so i’ve seen other people try this and thought i would try it. I was suppose to switch schools this year but my mom changed her mind and now i cant, and now the only way her and Joe will let me switch for sophomore year is if this gets 30,000 notes. I got bullied so much last year that i went back in the closet and i’ve talked to the principal of the school my mom is making me go to and he cant to anything about bullying because of “religious freedom”. I went on a tour of the school I want to go to and met who my classmates would be and i feel completely safe there, while at the school my mom wants me to go to I dont feel safe and my anxiety is worse. So maybe we can get enough notes on this for me to transfer? 

REBLOG THE SHIT OUT OF THIS COME ON GUYS!!

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I fell for a woman with tinfoil wings.

writeworld:

Writer’s Block


In one sentence is the spark of a story. Ignite.

Mission: Write a story, a description, a poem, a metaphor, a commentary, or a memory about this sentence. Write something about this sentence.

Be sure to tag writeworld in your block!

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Reblogged from littlecupcakenymph

krystl-meth:

clarknokent:

thatonechick42:

littlecupcakenymph:

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Oh.My.God. 

There ARE ACTUAL REAL MEN OUT THERE??!

THAT RESPECT WOMEN?

THAT ACCEPT “no” FOR AN ANSWER?

What.is.happening.

Quick, reblog this everywhere so we can learn and grow as a species!

Exactly the type of response guys should give when girls say no to anything, from dates-to sex.

RARE!

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Reblogged from fredericktrumper

fredericktrumper:

*turns light off* *remembers a creepypasta* *turns light back on*

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Reblogged from scutbuttandjeffery

Anonymous said: So scuttbutt is a giant rabbit? oka what happens when she sheds?

scutbuttandjeffery:

Hell. Hell is what happens.

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Reblogged from lolshtus
gokuma:

xurvos:

lolshtus:

Transformers, Oreos In Disguise



omg what a cutie

gokuma:

xurvos:

lolshtus:

Transformers, Oreos In Disguise

omg what a cutie

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Reblogged from dorkly

collegehumor:

dorkly:

dorkly:

Injustice: Gods and Rich Mortals Among Us

AND A MERRY BATMAN DAY TO YOU ALL!

Happy Batman Day! Don’t forget to follow Dorkly on Tumblr if you don’t already.

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